What's your favourite song? Why not tell me by posting a comment today?!"Hello, Hello, Hello, How Low" (Nirvana, Smells Like Teen Spirit). I think I might be going slightly mad this morning. I am blaming the cat who decided to mieow at me at 6am. I think he was worried that I'd missed my paper round. I tried to explain to him that I didn't have to go on a Saturday, though in the end I realised he wanted to be fed. So much for a Saturday lie in!Got some awesome music on my PC at the moment! With Windows Media Player 10 and MSN Music Manager installed I've been downloading some of my favourites that I don't have! This has included Nirvana Nevermind, Feeder Polythene and Thee Unstrung Psycho. I still have some credit left and am wondering what to download next. Why not suggest something to me in the comments section?! I do love downloading music, because you can just download the individual tracks from the album you like, and for 69p a track it's not too bad!

Been very busy with thebrix & thebigbrixbash this week. Donations have started coming in and I'm just about to look into paypal for online donations at the website (though it all looks very confusing!). Also trying to sort out online radio licences which is a bit of a mare but keeping me on my toes. I'm also still doing all my usual youth stuff which is going really good - Supergang on Thursday was a real laugh and last nights Discovery (though I really didn't feel up for it) was incredible yet again! Got some exciting things coming up over the next week or so, a meeting with a project manager (to organise me and sort out what on earth I'm doing), meeting up with an old friend (an ex-training co-ordinator) to talk about getting him invovled with the project, a classical music concert at Glenorcy on Wednesday, Supergang Thursday, Yo & Discovery Friday, Parents staying over the weekend and preaching on Sunday evening at Christchurch! Should keep me going!

Anyway, I'd better get on with thebigbrixbash website which I'm currently putting together. It's looking very sweet at the moment but there is so much information to get on, it's taking me an age. Keep good music alive and God Bless...

the corocodile's toothache

the crocodile
went to the dentist
and sat down in the chair!!and the dentist said ''now tell me ,sir'
why doesit hurt and where?
and the crocodile said i'll tell you the truth
i have a terrible ache in my tooth
and he opened his jaws so wide ,so wide
that the dentist he climed right inside
and the dentist laughed'oh isn't this fun?az he pulled the teeth out one by one
amd the crocodile cried you're hurting me so
please put down your pliersand let me go
but the dentist just laughed with a ho ho ho
and he said i still have twelve to go
oOps thet's wrong the wrong one i confess
but what's one crocodile's tooth more or less?then suddenly,the jaws went SNAP
and the dentist was gone right off the map
and where he went one could only guess
to north or south or east or west
he left no forwarding address
but what's one dentist ,more or less
?? taghdim be leila va farzane azizam kiss kiss

tarze shost va shoo

agar ruzi havas kardi!!
armadillo ro hamam koni gavazemash in ast
yek ghaleb sabun
72 sim zarf shooii
ba 100 omid o hezar arezu !!

اه ای غریبه ی !!چه می کنی وقتی از گرسنگی به گریه می افتی؟
از آسمان .از ابرها برای خود نیمرو درست می کنم آقا!
آه ای غریبه ی بیچاره!وقتی سوز وسرما از کوه می اید چه تنت می کنی !!
با آرزوهای رنگینوبا نرگس و نسرین لباس گرم برای می دوزم آقا
اه ای غریبه ی بیچاره !
وقتی دوستت بار سفر می بندد چه می کنی ؟
آه , ان وقت حس می کنم که بیچاره هم اقا!!:-(

ساده باشيم.

ساده باشيم چه در باجه يك بانك چه در زير درخت.

كار ما نيست شناسايي "راز" گل سرخ ،

كار ما شايد اين استكه در "افسون" گل سرخ شناور باشيم

zendegi khali nist:
mehrabani hast, sib hast iman hast,
ari
ta shaghaiegh hast zendegi baiad kard.

http://http://www.qoqnoos.com/body/poem/classic-poem/hamidi-mehdi/poem.htm

اگه دوست داشتین سری به این لینک ها بزنید

http://www.qoqnoos.com/body/poem/new-poem/fereydoon-moshiri/poem.htm

jalebasi va cot

jalebasi rooie divari kohne o zevardarrafte mikh shodeh bood.divare kohne yeki az chahar ta divari bood ke khaneie ghadimiro tashkil midad va khaneie ghadimi tanha maamane dokhtare ziba va nahifi ba pooste barfin bood.
coat tanha dooste jalebasi bood.mardi laghar andam va boland ghad ba moohaie par kalaghie joolideh aghlab be khaneie ghadimi mi amad ta sari be mashoogheash bezanad.oo sahebe cote siah o nakhnama bood jalebasi be cot eshgh mivarzid va hengami ke marde boland ghamat cot ra be daste jalebasi midad,engar ke hameie donia ra be oo dade bood.che harfha ke ba cot nemizadand,che khandeha ke nemikardand va agar ghami ham bood che ghamha ke nemikhordand!cot, shrin zaban bood va harfhaie shaeraneie oo delnavaze jalebasi,an do vaghti kenare ham boodand digar hich chizi az donia nemikhastand.oghate talkhe zendegie anha shbha bood hengami ke marde boland ghamat cot ra az jalebasi mirobood ,be tan mi kard o miraft.che khodahafeziha ke ba ham nemikardand!jalebasi migotf cot movazeb bash biroon hava baranist nakhhaiat ra seft negah dar ta az ham va naravand.cot ham migoft azizam to ham khoob be divar beshasb va movazebe mikhhaiat bash ta shol nashavand nemikham dafeie badke miam majboor basham az dasteie sandali avizan shavam.jalebasi ham mikhandid va ba khandeash cot ra ta dame dar hamrahi mikard,garche az jalebasi ta dame dar 2 metr ham nabood.
modati bood ke digar mardeboland ghamat har rooz be didare dokhtarake ziba rooy nemi amad.har se chahar rooz yekbar jalebasi mi tavanest dooste azizash ra molaghat konad.cot ham az in vaaz ziad razi nabood.roozi jalebasi az oo porsid akhe che balai sare sahebet oomade ke dige har rooz nemiad in dokhtarake bichararo bebine?nemidooni che ghadr narahate.shaba sedaie geriasho mishnavam.hale manam ke az oon badtar.nemidooni che deraze lahzehai ke to nisti,nemdooni che sakhte cheshm dookhtan be dar.cot goft azizam hale manam az to khoshtar nist vali charei nadaram,sahebam kar peida karde.be in o oon vilalon dars mide.ba ye docharkheie ghoraze ke az babash barash moonde in var o oonvar mire.too in havaie sard ham joz man chizi nadare ke garm negahesh dare.
an rooz cot o jalebasi darde delhaie ziadi baham kardand va shab mogheie khodahafezi jalebasi midanest ke ta se rooz khabari az cot nakhahad bood banabarin khodahafeizash bishtar az dafeate ghabl tool keshid.
se rooz gozasht.jalebasi taghatash tagh shode bood vali ta chand saate digar sar o kaleie mard boland ghamat peida mishod.sabr kard vali asari az oo nabood.an rooz gozasht va jalebasi ba in omide ke farda hatman cot ra khahad did shab ra be sobh resand.rooze baad ham hamintor gozasht vali asari az marde boland ghamat nabood.jalebasi digar nemidanest chekar konad.dasht az negarani mimord.ghame doorie cot yek taraf va sedaie gerie o zarihaie sahebash ham yek taraf.dokhtarak do rooz bood ke faghat mineshatst rooie moble kohneie ghadmimi va zanoohaiash ra dar bagahl gerefte va ta tavan dasht gerie mikard.jalebasi digar mikhast az ja kandeh shavad ke nagahan cheshmash be rooznamei oftad ke do rooze pish sahebash dar hale gerie kardan anra be goosheie khane part karde bood.akse taghriban bozorgi rooie safheie avale rooznameh be cheshm mikhord.charrkhhaie khamideh shodeie docharkhei zire yek kamion. vialoni khord shode dar gosheie tasvir va ..........jalebasi dasht az ja kandeh mishod dar aks yek astine cote pare pareie siah maloom bood ke az zir an ghoole ahani biroon madeh va taghriban az khooni ke rooie an rikhte bood ghermez shode bood.az daroone astin dasti khoonin biroon zadeh bood.ham dast baraiash ashna bood ham astin!
jalebasi digar cot ra nadid……………!

delet tange?

زندگي يعني : يك سار پريد.از چه دلتنگ شدي ؟دلخوشي ها كم نيست : مثلا اين خورشيد،كودك پس فردا،كفتر آن هفته.

botri!!!X

yek rooz sobh ba yek dooste arjantini dar sahraii ghadam mizadim.ke chizi didim ke dar noore aftab midarakhshid ,har chand ghasd dashtim be yek dare beravim .masireman ra avaz kardim
ta bebinim an derakhshesh az chist?
taghriban yek saat dar zire aftabi ke modam garmtar mishod rah raftim va tanha hengami ke be an residim ,fahmidim chist?>
yek botrie abejo bud.khali,shaiad az chand sal pish dar anja oftade bud .ghobare sahraii daroonash motebalver shode bud . az anja ke sahra besiar garmtar az yek saat ghabl shode bud ,tasmim gereftim digar be samte dare naravim,be hengame baz gasht. fekr kardam:chand bar be khatere derakhsheshe kazeb rahi digar,az peimudane rahe khod baz mandeiim?>
ama baz fekr kardam:agar be samte botri nemirftim,chetor mifahmidim fagaht derakhsheshi kazeb ast?:-D

rohani

dar restooran in gofte goo ra shenidam:
_baaid in kar ra raha konid va ashiaii az acrilik besazid
_aval baiad pool dar biavaram
_to ke migooii dar amadat khieli kam ast.
_be har soorat yek etminane khater ast
_ama toke migooiike ba sakhtane in ashia mitavani bishar pool dar avari
_mitavanam.motmaenam.hata sefareshe sakhteshan ra ham dade am
_pas chera hame chiz ra raha nemikonni?
_chon be poolesh ehtiaj daram
_ama to ke az in kar polli dar nemiavari!!
-ama daste kam yek tazmin ke hast.nabaiad toghian kard,behtar ast chizi bokhorim
in matlab baraie iqie balaie 160 ast:-D

Paulo coelho

Paulo coelho baraie sherkat dar yek kongereie adabi,az newyork be chikago parvaz mikarde.nagahan marde javani dar rahrooie havapeima istad va goft:daghighan 12 davtalab mikhaham ,ke pas az foorood har kodam yek gole roz dar dast begirand chand nafar az mosaferan dasteshan ra bala bordand oo ham in karo kard valli entekhab nashod valli tavanest an goorooh ra ham rahi konad pas az foorood, marde javan ba dokhtari dar fooroodgahe O'hare molaghat kard .
mosaferan yeki pas az digari shakhe haie gole sorkheshanra be dokhtare javan taghdim mikonand sar anjam pesar javan az dokhatar taghazaie ezdevaj mikonad va dokhatar ham ghabul mikonad
yeki az mamoorane parvaz be paulo migooiad :in romantic tarin hadeseii ast ke ta konoon dar in fooroodgah rokh dade

nargil

yek zarbol masale ghadimi mige:meimune pirdastesho too nargil nemikonad
dar hendoostan,shekar garan baraie shekare meimoon soorakhe kooshaki dar nargil injad mikonanad ,yek moze dar an migozarand va zire khak penhan mikonanad.
mwimoon dastash ra be dakhele nargil mibarad va be moz chang mizanad , ama digar nemitavand dastash ra biroon bekeshad ,chon moshtash az dahaneie soorakh karej nemishavad
faghat be khatere in ke hazer nist mive ra raha konad(mesle baghe mozafar nima dastesh rafte bud to kooze=)))
va sar anjam meimun shekar mishavad:0(
hamin ,majara,daghighan dar zendegie maham rokh mide zaroorate dast yabi be chizhaie mokhtalef dar zendegi,ma ro zendanie oon chiz ha mikone. dar haghighat motevaje nistim ke az dast dadane bakhshiaz chizi,behtar ast ta az dast dadane kole oon chiz
darr tale gereftar mishavim, ama az chizi ke be dastavardeiim dast nemikeshim. khodeman ra aghel midanim ama(az tahe del migooim)midanim ke in raftar yek jur hemaghat ast:-D:-D=))

soodmandi

jean ba pedar bozorgash dar meidani dar paris ghadam mizad be kafashi residand ke gereftare moshtarie sakht giri shode bud . kafshe moshtari eshkali dasht.kafash aram be eteraze oo koosh dad,sepas ozr khahi kard va ghol dad naghs ra bar taraf konad.sepas baraie nooshidane ghahveii be cafe i raftand dar mize kenareshan pish khedmat az mardi ke zahere moteshakhes va mohemi dasht khahesh kard ke kami sandali ash ra jabe ja konadta faza baz shavad.
marde moteshakhes moje eterazi bar sare pish khedmat foro barid va hazer nashod ja be ja shavad. pedar bozord goft:hargez chizi ra ke didam faramush nemikonam .an kafash yek eteraz ra paziroft ,ama in mard hazer nashod az jaiash tekan bokhorad.adamhaie mofidi ke karhaie mofidi anjam midahand azorde nemishavand aagar mesle b masraf ha ba anha bar khord shavad ama b masrafha hamishe khod ra mohem midanand va tamame bi ghabeliatieshan ra poshtezaheri moghtader penhan mikonand

khod koshi

yeki az doostaie ravan shenasam tarif mikard ke bar khalafe bavare omoomi ke tariki amele aslie afsordeie afrade bishtare khod koshia too rooz anjam migire dorost lahzeie b dar shodan az khab ke afsordegi khodesho be badtarin shekl ashkar mikone ;hengame movaje shodan ba yek rooze jadid
in mozoo,ma ra be tafakor dar yek naghle ghole ghadimi arab va midarad:badtarin gamha,nakhostine anhast.hengami ke baraie tasmim girie mohemi amade mishavim,tamame niroohaie jahan, baraie jologiri az pishravie ma motemarkez mishavand .be in amr adat kardim,yek ghanune ghadie mie fizik hast ke ghalabe bar sokoon doshvar ast.va chon nemitavanim ghavanine fizikra degargun konim,enerjy mazademan ra motemarkes, va sarfe bardashtane nakhostin gam konim. az an pass,rah khod be raheman khahad amad.

osian

Luiz carlos prestes mohem tarin rahbare komoniste berezil bad az salha tabid to mosko.khodesho baraie bargashte be berezil amade karde bud
zac ino baraie man tarif karde :pesare in agha tasmim gerefte ke az bazgashte pedaresh film begire prestes oono az in kar mane mikone.ama pesaresh ke midooneste in dar barabare yek rokhdade tarikhi kheili moheme dosgasho be forodgah mibare va shoor mikone be zabt karan pedaresh belA FASELE mifahme che khabare bodo bodo mire pishe pesaresh too cheshmash negah mikone va mige:afarin,to dorst kari ro anjam dadi ke man mamnoo karde budam va in neshaniee arzesho toe omidvaram in paidarito dar barabare digaranam hefz koni

haghighat

marcia frerias dastane mArdi ra be khater miavard ke be soghrat nazdik shod va goft:
az anja ke besiar ba shoma doost hastam,lazem astchizi ra begooiam va sghorat goft:sabr kon aia 3 azmun ra gozarandeii? nakhostin azmun ra ajnam dadi?aya midani anche be man migooi haghighat darad ya na?
mard:khob.. motmaen nistam ....mmm valli shenidam ke migooiand...
soghrat:pass aia azmune dovom ra anjam dadeii ?azmune khubi ra aia in gofteie to baraie man khub ast
mard:na kamelan barax
_agar azmune haghighat va khubi ra anjam nadadei pass hatman azmune faide ra anjam dadi.anche mikhahi begoo baraiae man soodi darad ?
_mofid?khob,mofid nist
filsoof labkhandi zado goft:AGar mozoo na haghighat darad, na khub ast va na mofid behtar ast khod ra negaranesh nakoni=)) eyval bache ha kheili kheili bahale !!

koodaki

yek roz matne zir be dastam resid ke aroomam kard:agar be rasty yek kodak.,yek koodake vagheii budi be jaie anke khod ra negarane kari konike nemitavani anjam dahi dar sookoot dorane koodakie khodat ra nezare mikardi, va khod ra adat midadi ke dar aramesh be jahan,be tabiat,be tarikh.va be khoda bengari
agar berasty kodaki budi,dar in lahze mashghule khandane doa baraie mojoodate pishe roiat budi va raha az in tanesh ha,tarsha va porseshhaie b hasel-dar konjkavi va bordbari az in zaman bahre mijosty va dar entezare dast yaftan be nataieje chizhaii mineshasty ke eshgh khod ra dar anha sarmaie kozashteii
carlos caretto e(rahebe italiaii)

morghe dariaie!

dar sahele san diegoie california ghadam mizadam va ba pirezani peirove sonate mah(noeii maktabe asrarie zanane ke bar asae hamahangi niroohaye tabiat kar mikonad)sohbat mikardam
khire be parandehaii ke rooie divareie saheli neshaste budan azam porsid :doost dari yek morghe dariaio lams koni?
rooshan bud ke doost dashtam. ama har bar be oona nazdik mishodam farar mikardan goft:sai kon be anha ehsase eshgh koni.bad,in eshgh ro mesle yek reshte noor az daroone ghalbet broon bekesh va be ghalbe morghe dariaie betabun va dar aramesh kamel behesh nazdik shoo
be tosie haie oon zan amal kardam 2 bar movafagh nashodam ama bare sevom mesle inke be halate jazabe vared shode basham toonestam oona ro lams konam
karamo baz tekrar kardam va natijeie mosbat dad
in tajrobe ra dar inja baraie oonii tarif mikonam ke doost darand dast be in tajrobe bezanand dooste jadoogaram goft:eshgh dar jahaiipol mizanad ke gheir momken minamaiad!!

shaun the sheep

lezat haie sadeie zendegi ra entekhab kon va lebasat ra az ,parche haie sefid va tabii entekhab kon ke ehsase aramesh va pakizegi ro elgha mikone.!!;))

dar ham rikhetgi ha ro moratab kon beham rikhtegu enerjie zendegio haiato masdood mikoneva mane haie zirakaneii dar zendegit eijad mikone.]

roheto parvaresh bede ba dooste khhubet vaghte b shtari sarf kon va vaghte kamtari baraie dooostaie badet bezar in too salmate zehnet tasir mizare.!

be zehnet aramesh bede baba!! karhaiie kondo tekrari rahe besiar khubi baraie aroom kardane yek zehne moshavashe :-d!!

eshgho besaz eshgho biar too zendegit , tasire mosbati bar olgooie fekri va sathe tarashoe endorphine khunet mizare.~~~~!!!

eimaneto hefz kon doa tanha rahe moghable ba moshkelate !! hef4esh kon

!......کاش همه اینطور فکر می کردن

هر كجا هستم ، باشم،آسمان مال من است
.پنجره، فكر ، هوا ، عشق ، زمين مال من است.
چه اهميت داردگاه اگر مي رويندقارچهاي غربت؟

baba ma hamamoon adamim

biaid baraie ye lahzeh ham ke shode faramoosh konim kojai hastim,dinemoon chie,poostemoon che rangie va khoonamoon kojaie shahre va be yad biarim ke ma adamim va hamamoon mitoonim ba ham doost bashim, hamdigaro doost dashte bashim, asheghe hamdige bashim oon vaght mibinim ke donia che jaie ghashangie.

donia

ghadam mizarim too in doniaie b rahm !!
bedune inke azamun beporsan baba agha jun mikhai beri inja ba in sharaiet ?,mikhai safar koni bebdonia ?
malome ke nemiporsan hoviatemuno midan dastemun ba lagad partemun mikonan az asemun b roon!!
miai to donia ghose mikhoori maha ki hastim vaghan ha ? chera sarneveshta baham fargh mikone?chera har ki yek dastan dare? chera hame ba khoda ghahrim ? kamaramun khoshke khoshke !! dige hichi nist in tori vaghan man dige hichi nadarim

dude where is my car?

vay vay
maskhre tarin va bahal tarin filmy ke tahala didim eyval eyval!!
be zoodi ba komake dooste jadid, aghel ,baghelemun aghaie armen matnaro minevisim manam yekhoo up mikonam !!
k!!ss kiss bye